chaotic-phobia

My name's Skye. 21. Virgo ♍ Pansexual and 420 friendly

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no-i-know-her:

jonsoki:

petite-ursus:

Somewhere between (งಠ_ಠ)ง and  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  every day.

Ah the ever elusive ¯\_( ಠ_ಠ)_/¯

I’m more like (งツ)ง tbh.

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ruinedchildhood:

Doodle Bear (1994)

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

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commander-ledi:

emergencycocktail:

switch:

you know those lawn mower robots? vegetarian roombas.

the implication in this post that regular roombas consume meat is frankly kind of terrifying

big portion of dust is in fact human skin so regular roombas consume mostly just human skin.

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showerthoughtsofficial:

If you make dad jokes but aren’t a dad, you’re basically a faux pa.

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so-comical:

popyolar:

hornyspice:

It took 9 years and 720 million dollars to get a better photo of pluto

Takes the same to get a decent pic of me

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flowa-lesbian:

Me @ all you wlw out there: fucking superb you lovely ladies

Me @ all you mlm: fucking superb you great gentlemen

(Source: lenamcgay)

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lets-do-the-time-warp-again:

fonzworthcutlass:

You ever be so comfortable in bed, you start rubbing your legs together like a cricket?

tumblr dot com posts are getting so relatable im convinced the government has 24/7 surveillance on me and is feeding it to me through this website to see if i notice

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shabadadu:

tilthat:

TIL of Carl, a 5-year-old deaf boxer who is unbothered by court noises and accompanies kids during depositions and trials. He offers a sense of protection for children while they face their abusers in court.

via reddit.com

Dude I really honest to god thought there was some 5 year old professional boxer out here helping other kids and like to find out its about a dog just really shook my core

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lolawashere:

Those were 2.20 minutes well spent!

(Source: twitter.com)

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fashionsensexoxo:

do ur boobs ever just like not match your outfit like does that make sense to anyone else

map-is-not-a-real-word:
“ 8ophie:
“ her name was freddie oversteegen!
Freddie Oversteegen, Dutch resistance fighter who killed Nazis through seduction, dies at 92
“ The Dutch resistance was widely believed to be a man’s effort in a man’s war. If...

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map-is-not-a-real-word:

8ophie:

her name was freddie oversteegen!

Freddie Oversteegen, Dutch resistance fighter who killed Nazis through seduction, dies at 92

The Dutch resistance was widely believed to be a man’s effort in a man’s war. If women were involved, the thinking went, they were likely doing little more than handing out anti-German pamphlets or newspapers.

Yet Freddie Oversteegen and her sister Truus, two years her senior, were rare exceptions — a pair of teenage women who took up arms against Nazi occupiers and Dutch “traitors” on the outskirts of Amsterdam. With Hannie Schaft, a onetime law student with fiery red hair, they sabotaged bridges and rail lines with dynamite, shot Nazis while riding their bikes, and donned disguises to smuggle Jewish children across the country and sometimes out of concentration camps.

In perhaps their most daring act, they seduced their targets in taverns or bars, asked if they wanted to “go for a stroll” in the forest — and “liquidated” them, as Ms. Oversteegen put it, with a pull of the trigger.

“We had to do it,” she told one interviewer. “It was a necessary evil, killing those who betrayed the good people.” When asked how many people she had killed or helped kill, she demurred: “One should not ask a soldier any of that.” […]

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absorb this

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ifyouloveyourself:

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this vibe, this vibe right here

crsbbq:
“This needs to be the universal standard
”

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crsbbq:

This needs to be the universal standard

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batatinhabad:

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